That immediately resulted in a slew of congratulatory comments and Facebook likes. Apparently so many of my friends and family would be very happy to see me become a mother.
As touched as I am with the well-wishes, I am not pregnant. Not even close. Unless I end up going all (as a friend of mine stated in the FB comments) "Jane Gloriana Villanueva," it's not happening. So sadly, my dear friends and family, I would like to apologize for the joke and the resulting misunderstanding.